hoescallme-papi:

officialdogblog:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

this spoke to me on a profound level

(Source: circumcisions)

snorlaxatives:

miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this

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lolsofunny:

ok none of that bullshit stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

• peeing after holding it in all day
• faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
• when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
• getting a back massage
• seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
• when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation

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egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

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